The Couch Coma Heated Blanket
Electric Sherpa Throw · US Plug
Only $70.00 per blanket
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The details
The Couch Coma Heated Blanket
Soft flannel on one side, fluffy sherpa on the other, and a built-in heating element that turns any couch into a hibernation den. Plug it into a standard US outlet (110V), set the heat on the digital controller, and try to get up. You won't.
Pick Charcoal Gray (50" × 59" throw) or Chocolate Brown (55" × 71", big enough to share, in theory). Machine washable in a laundry bag: unplug and remove the controller first.
The gift for the person who is always cold, the person who "just needs five more minutes", and anyone who has ever said "I'm not getting up, can you bring me the remote".
Questions? Fair.
How fast is shipping?
Ships in 1–3 days. US delivery takes 7–15 business days. Order by November 20 for Christmas.
Can I get more than one?
Yes. The Duo pack gets you two for $139.99, each with its own options. For a bigger crew, email hello@bumdealco.com.
What if nobody laughs?
30-day laugh-or-refund guarantee. Contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Your crew will never forgive you if you don't
- ✓ 30-day laugh-or-refund
- ✓ Free US shipping
- ✓ Ships in 1–3 days