The Dry Humor Apron
Prank BBQ Apron With Built-In Towel
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The Dry Humor Apron
Looks like a normal grill apron. Then he dries his hands. The towel hangs exactly where you think it hangs, so every time he wipes his hands the whole backyard watches a grown man towel-dry his... situation.
Full-length apron with a neck strap and waist ties, plus a real attached hand towel. One size fits most adults.
Perfect for the grill master, the guy who "doesn't need anything", white elephant night and every family reunion that needed a little less dignity.
Questions? Fair.
How fast is shipping?
Ships in 1–3 days. US delivery takes 7–15 business days. Order by November 20 for Christmas.
Can I get more than one?
Yes. The Duo pack gets you two for $69.99, each with its own options. For a bigger crew, email hello@bumdealco.com.
What if nobody laughs?
30-day laugh-or-refund guarantee. Contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Your crew will never forgive you if you don't
- ✓ 30-day laugh-or-refund
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- ✓ Ships in 1–3 days